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Pardon the Host — Drink Option
Pardon the Host — Drink Option
Garment
Color
Fit & shipping
Fit & shipping
Find your fit
Compare a favorite garment with the guide for the exact style listed on the product page. Flat chest width is not body circumference.
Forest Green tee — Gildan 5000
A classic unisex fit in 100% cotton. Check the Gildan G5000 product details before choosing your size. Choose from the sizes offered on the product page.
| Size | Flat chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Measurements are from Gildan’s USA style guide. Garment measurements may vary; choose from the sizes offered on the product page.
Pigment Ivory crewneck — Independent PRM3500
A standard unisex fit in an 80% cotton / 20% polyester fleece blend. Use the Independent PRM3500 size chart for this style. Pigment dye gives each garment a slightly different shade; wash it separately.
| Size | Flat chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 19 | 26 |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 23.5 | 29 |
| XL | 25.5 | 30 |
| 2XL | 27 | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
Measure chest width one inch below the armhole. Body length is measured from the high shoulder point. Measurements are from Independent’s PRM3500 chart; garment measurements may vary.
Shipping
Each item is made to order. Production and carrier transit are separate parts of the delivery time. Available shipping charges appear at checkout. Items may arrive in separate packages, and tracking is provided when an order ships. We do not guarantee arrival for a particular holiday.
Need help?
Contact support@mildlydeparted.com before ordering if you need help choosing a size. For a damaged or incorrect item, include your order number and clear photos. Contact us promptly if you need an order change; changes depend on whether production has started.
The host has earned a drink.
The same hosting mood, with an amber cocktail in hand. This separately illustrated Pardon the Host option keeps the dry humor of making the gathering happen while everyone else enjoys it.
Cream crewneck sweatshirt with the illustrated design. Choose your size.
Shipping & support
Shipping & support
Each garment is made to order. Printing and shipping are separate stages. Shipping charges are shown at checkout before payment. An order with more than one item may arrive in separate packages. Tracking information will be provided when it becomes available.
For an order question or a problem with your item, email support@mildlydeparted.com with your order number and, when helpful, a photo.
