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CRIMPIN' AIN'T EASY

CRIMPIN' AIN'T EASY

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Forkin' Certified

Forkin' Certified

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Moving Mountains

Moving Mountains

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CRIMPIN' AIN'T EASY

CRIMPIN' AIN'T EASY

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WORM SLAYER

WORM SLAYER

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CRIMPIN' AINT EASY - TRADE SLAP

CRIMPIN' AINT EASY - TRADE SLAP

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Kiss-Cut Vinyl Decals

Kiss-Cut Vinyl Decals

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The practical part

Good shirts. Straight answers.

A few details before you choose your holiday uniform.

Still have a question? Email support

Which colors can I choose?

One forest-green T-shirt and one cream crewneck sweatshirt. Choose the garment and your size; we keep the colors simple.

How do I choose my size?

Compare a garment you already own with the chart for the exact style. Tees and crewnecks may fit differently. Choose from the sizes offered on the product page.

How does shipping work?

Each garment is made to order. Printing and shipping are separate stages. Shipping charges are shown at checkout before payment. An order with more than one item may arrive in separate packages. Tracking information will be provided when it becomes available.

Can I count on delivery for a holiday?

An estimated delivery range is not a guarantee of arrival for a specific holiday. If you are buying for a particular event, contact support before ordering.

What if my order arrives damaged or wrong?

Keep the item and packaging, take clear photos of the issue, and email support with your order number. We will review the problem before arranging the appropriate next step.

Can I change my size or address?

Contact us as soon as you spot a mistake. Changes may be possible before production begins; they cannot be guaranteed once the garment is being made or the package has shipped.